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  <title> political news and commentary </title>
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  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;news from me, comments by you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I could be putting up information on the imminent election of Andrea Merkel as the first woman Chancellor in German history, but I doubt anyone really cares about the economic minutia that got her the job.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I could incite a post riot about the riots in France, but since the least inflamatory of the readable articles starts by addressing immigrants as &amp;quot;serfs&amp;quot; and goes from there, I decided not.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here&amp;#39;s a link to some good news on the American political front.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10004343/&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;New mayor wins by 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Now you realize they only had about 16% of the population vote?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Guardian &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Guardian</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2005-11-11</dc:date> 
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  <title> Earthquake in Chile </title>
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  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&#039;font-size:14pt;line-height:100%&#039;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Massive quake hits Chile, triggers tsunami&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;At least 214 dead; big waves splash ashore in Pacific countries&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;NBC, msnbc.com and news services&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35615455/ns/world_news-chile_earthquake/?GT1=43001&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;updated&lt;/a&gt; 8:41 p.m. CT, Sat., Feb. 27, 2010&lt;br&gt;SANTIAGO, Chile - One of the largest earthquakes ever recorded tore apart houses, bridges and highways in central Chile on Saturday and sent a tsunami racing halfway around the world.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chileans near the epicenter of the massive 8.8-magnitude quake were tossed about as if shaken by a giant, and the head of the emergency agency said authorities believed at least 300 people were dead.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Newly built apartment buildings slumped and fell. Flames devoured a prison. Millions of people fled into streets darkened by the failure of power lines. The collapse of bridges tossed and crushed cars and trucks. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;It came in waves and lasted so long. Three minutes is an eternity. We kept worrying that it was getting stronger, like a terrifying Hollywood movie,&amp;quot; said Santiago resident Dolores Cuevas.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Unfortunately, Chile is a country of catastrophes,&amp;quot; President-elect Sebastian Pinera said, adding the quake heavily damaged many of the country&amp;#39;s roads, airports and ports.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;President Michelle Bachelet declared a &amp;quot;state of catastrophe&amp;quot; in central Chile. Officials said about 1.5 million homes were damaged across the Andean nation. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hours after the quake, smaller-than-expected tsunami waves hit Hawaii and the U.S. Pacific Coast. There were no immediate reports of damage and a tsunami warning for Hawaii was soon lifted.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Japan issued a warning on Sunday for a tsunami of 10 feet or higher and warned coastal residents to evacuate to higher ground.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;At least 214 people were killed and 15 were missing as of Saturday evening, Bachelet said in a national address on television. While that remained the official estimate, Carmen Fernandez, head of the National Emergency Agency, said later: &quot;We think the real figure tops 300. And we believe this will continue to grow.&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Bachelet also said 1.5 million people had been affected by the quake, and officials in her administration said 500,000 homes were severely damaged.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dozens of aftershocks&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Local radio reported 100 people were missing in a collapsed building in hard-hit Concepcion, one of Chile&amp;#39;s largest cities with around 670,000 inhabitants. Firefighters rushed to put out fires, and most of the buildings in the city center were destroyed. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;At least five people were killed by huge earthquake-triggered waves that smashed into Chile&amp;#39;s Robinson Crusoe Island, named for the fictional, stranded sailor.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The U.S. Geological Survey said the earthquake struck 56 miles northeast of the city of Concepcion at a depth of 22 miles at 3:34 a.m. (1:34 a.m. ET). The quake shook buildings in Argentina&amp;#39;s capital of Buenos Aires, and was felt as far away as Sao Paulo in Brazil -- 1,800 miles to the east. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;More than 60 aftershocks of magnitude 5 or greater were reported in the hours after the quake. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;An earthquake also hit northern Argentina, causing a wall to collapse in Salta, killing an 8-year-old boy and injuring two of his friends, police said. The U.S. Geological Survey said the magnitude-6.3 temblor was a separate, &amp;quot;triggered earthquake&amp;quot; caused by ground waves from the Chilean quake.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Blazing buildings&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;A 15-story building collapsed in Concepcion, where buildings caught fire, bridges collapsed and cracks opened up in the streets. Concepcion&amp;#39;s city hall also collapsed, according to radio reports.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;I was on the eighth floor and all of a sudden I was down here,&amp;quot; said Fernando Abarzua, marveling that he escaped with no major injuries. He said a relative was still trapped in the rubble six hours after the quake, &amp;quot;but he keeps shouting, saying he&amp;#39;s OK.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Upside-down cars lay scattered on a damaged highway bridge. Some residents looted pharmacies and a collapsed grain silo, hauling off bags of wheat, television images showed. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;More than 200 inmates in a prison near Concepcion escaped when walls crumbled, Terra Networks reported. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In the town of Talca, 65 miles from the epicenter, people were jostled from bed as their belongings cascaded around them from the shuddering walls.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A journalist emerging into the darkened street scattered with downed power lines saw a man, some of his own bones apparently broken, weeping and caressing the hand of a woman who had died in the collapse of a cafe. Two other victims lay dead a few feet away. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In the capital of Santiago, 200 miles northeast of the epicenter, a car dangled from a collapsed overpass, the national Fine Arts Museum was badly damaged and an apartment building&amp;#39;s two-story parking lot pancaked, smashing about 50 cars whose alarms rang incessantly.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;I saw how the cars fell off and I didn&#039;t know what to do. I was alone here,&quot; said Mario Riveros, a security guard at a factory in Santiago, as he stood next to a bridge that had fallen, according to La Segunda newspaper. &quot; I felt like crying.&quot; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Three hospitals in Santiago collapsed, and a dozen more south of the capital also suffered significant damage, a health official said.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tsunami warnings&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;The jolt set off a tsunami that raced across the Pacific, setting off alarm sirens in Hawaii, Polynesia and Tonga. Tahitian officials banned all traffic on roads less than 1,600 feet from the sea and people in several low-lying island nations were urged to find higher ground.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tidal surges of up to 7 feet hit some Hawaiian islands Saturday afternoon but there were no reports of damage or injuries. In southern California, a tidal surge swept away most of the navigational buoys in Ventura&amp;#39;s harbor but no boats sank, officials reported. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tsunami waves were also likely to hit Asian, Australian and New Zealand shores within 24 hours of the quake. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;On the island of Robinson Crusoe, a huge tsunami wave flooded the village of San Juan Batista, killing at least five people and leaving 11 missing, said Guillermo de la Masa, head of the government emergency bureau for the Valparaiso region. He said the huge waves also damaged several government buildings on the island. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Pedro Forteza, a pilot who frequently flies to the island, said, &amp;quot;The village was destroyed by the waves, including the historic cemetery. I would say that 20 or 30 percent has disappeared.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Bachelet said residents were evacuated from coastal areas of Chile&amp;#39;s remote Easter Island, a popular tourist destination in the Pacific famous for its towering stone statues.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In the mainland coastal town of Vichato, in the BioBio region, waves flooded hundreds of houses. Tsunami waves also swept into the port town of Talcahuano, causing serious damage to port facilities and lifting fishing boats out of the water, local television reported. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;ADN Radio reported many beach towns were wiped out, including Matanzas, a wind- and kite-surfing destination that attracts many foreigners. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It&#039;s summer in South America and hundreds of thousands of people were vacationing at the beaches or starting to pack up to get back to work or school next week. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;#39;Houses were really shaking&amp;#39;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Santiago&amp;#39;s international airport was closed as the quake destroyed passenger walkways and shook glass out of doors and windows. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Simon Shalders, who lives in Santiago, told Sky News: &amp;quot;There was a lot of movement. The houses were really shaking, walls were moving backwards and forwards, and doors were swinging open. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Santiago has got a history of earthquakes and basically there&amp;#39;s not a lot of old construction in Santiago because of these earthquakes. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;The new buildings in Santiago are designed to withstand fairly strong quakes and they probably held up pretty well.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sylvia Dostal of Keizer, Ore., said she was on the 23rd floor of the Marriott Hotel on President Kennedy Avenue in Santiago when the quake struck. &amp;quot;I had been in earthquakes before, including the San Francisco Loma Prieta quake, but this was different. The building was swaying AND moving up and down&amp;#33;&amp;quot; she wrote to msnbc.com.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;We made our way to the emergency stairs, since elevators were out of the question. There were children, babies and parents all in bathrobes and nightwear gathering outside the building,&amp;quot; she wrote.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;There were blackouts in parts of Santiago and communications were still down in the area closest to the epicenter. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Santiago resident Leo Perioto told CNN that &amp;quot;windows were wobbling a lot&amp;quot; in his six-story building. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;The whole building was shaking,&amp;quot; he added. &amp;quot;We could feel the walls moving from side to side.&amp;quot; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Early Olympics homecoming&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;A Chilean skier decided to participate in Sunday&amp;#39;s closing ceremonies at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, upon learning her family and friends escaped injury in the massive earthquake that struck her homeland. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Noelle Barahona had planned on returning home Saturday, but she could not get a flight. Instead, she will remain in the athlete&amp;#39;s village in Vancouver, team spokesman Luis Alberto Santa Cruz said. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Chile brought three alpine skiers to the games. Two had already left Vancouver.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Scientists say the quake was a &amp;quot;megathrust&amp;quot; -- similar to the 2004 Indian Ocean temblor that spawned a catastrophic tsunami. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Megathrust earthquakes occur in subduction zones where plates of the Earth&amp;#39;s crust grind and dive. Saturday&amp;#39;s jolt occurred when the Nazca plate dove beneath the South American plate, releasing tremendous energy. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;An earthquake of magnitude 8 or over can cause &amp;quot;tremendous damage,&amp;quot; according to the USGS said. The quake that devastated Port-au-Prince on Jan. 12 was rated magnitude 7. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In 1960, Chile was hit by the world&amp;#39;s biggest earthquake since records dating back to 1900. The 9.5-magnitude quake devastated the south-central city of Valdivia, killing more than 1,600 people and sending a tsunami that battered Easter Island 2,300 miles off Chile&amp;#39;s Pacific coast and continued as far as Hawaii, Japan and the Philippines. &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Guardian</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-02-28</dc:date> 
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  <title> Wanna play a game? </title>
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  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Let&amp;#39;s play a game.  I will post a picture and a one word question (who, what, where, et cetera).&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The first person to post the correct answer will do the same, but only after I have confirmed the answer and handed over the torch.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;To keep this game in the spirit of this site, the subject of the question must be related to one or more of the following:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1. Roleplaying games.&lt;br&gt;2. Science (should be a few items to choose from, eh?).&lt;br&gt;3. Technology.&lt;br&gt;4. Fiction (again, lots to choose from here).&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Please keep in mind that many images on the net are COPYRIGHT.  Don&amp;#39;t link to, or copy images that specifically say not to.  Its usually an artist who feeds his kids by selling artwork.  This is just for our amusement, let&amp;#39;s not step on any toes, OK?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I shall begin with my next post...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;K.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Kzinwarrior</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2009-07-03</dc:date> 
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  <title> The Great Giggler </title>
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  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;Turn that frown upside-down&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Sometimes life just sucks.  All you can do is get over it and move on.  I&amp;#39;ve found a little humor can help during this transition.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And as far as I know, we don&amp;#39;t have a joke thread.  So, if it&amp;#39;s all right with management I&amp;#39;d like to start one and invite others to join in.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Keep them clean if you can (we have juniors here) and non-racial please.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;i&gt;I shall begin...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Retirement Plan:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you had bought &amp;#036;1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth &amp;#036;49.00. With Enron, you would have &amp;#036;16.50 of the original &amp;#036;1,000.00. With&lt;br&gt;Worldcom, you would have less than &amp;#036;5.00 left.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you had bought &amp;#036;1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you&lt;br&gt;would have &amp;#036;214.00.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, I call it the 401Keg.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;-------------------&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;i&gt;An oldie, but still good...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A US Navy ship is sailing at night and the crew sees a light on a reciprocal course in the distance. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The captain on the bridge tries to radio the other ship to no avail, so he orders the crew to signal it by flashing lights. After some time, they get a response. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The captain sends.....this is a US Navy ship, request you alter your course to the right. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The other vessel responds...you alter your course to the right.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Captain, now kind of irritated sends......I am a US Navy WARSHIP, alter your course to the right now. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The other vessel responds ...you alter your course to the right. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Captain, now thoroghly irritated sends......I am a US Navy Aircraft Carrier, conducting flight operations, alter your course to the right NOW. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The other vessel reponds......I am a light house, you choose.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;-------------------&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;i&gt;Supposedly, something similar to this actually happened...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My Aunt died this past January. Citi Bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge...the balance had been &amp;#036;0.00... now was somewhere around &amp;#036;60.00) &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I placed the following phone call to CitiBank:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;I am calling to tell you that she died in January.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Maybe, you should turn it over to collections...&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been.&amp;quot; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?&amp;quot; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau...maybe both&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Do you think God will be mad at her?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;...excuse me .?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Did you just get what I was telling you.... the part about her being dead?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Sir, you&amp;#39;ll have to speak to my supervisor&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;(Supervisor gets on the phone)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;#39;&amp;#39;I&amp;#39;m calling to tell you, she died in January.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;You mean you want to collect from her estate?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;.....(stammer)&amp;quot; .... &amp;quot;Are you her lawyer?&amp;quot; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;No, I&amp;#39;m her great nephew.&amp;quot; (Lawyer info given...)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Could you fax us a certificate of death?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Sure.&amp;quot; ( Fax number is given )&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;( After they get the fax. )&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Our system just isn&amp;#39;t setup for death...&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Oh...&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t know what more I can do to help...&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Well... if you figure it out, great&amp;#33; If not, you could just keep billing her...I suppose...don&amp;#39;t really think she will care....&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Well...the late fees and charges do still apply.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;&amp;#39;Would you like her new billing address?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;That might help.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot; ( Odessa Memorial Cemetery #### Hwy 129 and plot number given. ) &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;CitiBank: &amp;quot;Sir, that&amp;#39;s a cemetery&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: &amp;quot;What do you do with dead people on your planet?&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;--------------------------&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Anyone else wanna play?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Kzin.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Kzinwarrior</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2005-09-19</dc:date> 
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  <title> ohmygod&#33;ohmygod&#33;ohmygod&#33; </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8743</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I have photoshop cs4 now&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&lt;br&gt;And its awesome&amp;#33;&amp;#33;&amp;#33; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>ja</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-03-09</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8425">
  <title> Vociferous Ranting </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8425</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; We used to have a thread for this stuff, but I haven&amp;#39;t been able to find it. And I need to let off some steam.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;First up on my hit list is the idiot who decided that the natural gas lines into the high school should be unsecured, without so much as a picket fence.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Second on the list is the jerk who tried to use a couple pipebombs on the gas line this morning. Luckily he couldn&amp;#39;t make a working fuse. Even better, he left his prints everywhere, because he was too stupid to wear gloves.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ooooh, where to go next. The City Commission for overturning the law requiring you to be 21 to buy eggs on Homecoming week? The jackasses who celebrated by purchasing a couple gross of ovoid grenades on the way to vandalizing every car at the Commission meeting. The whiney SOBs who decided to protest the upcoming smoking ban in bars and restaurant by throwing rocks through the windows at the library--into the children&amp;#39;s section.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Need I go on? &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Guardian</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2009-09-30</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8739">
  <title> Antarctic Glacier Has Five-story Blood-red Waterfa </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8739</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;Here&amp;#39;s One for you, Mr. Holland :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;a href=&#039;http://www.good.is/post/science-rules-antarctic-glacier-has-five-story-blood-red-waterfall-of-primodial-ooze/?GT1=48001&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;Antarctic Glacier Has Five-story Blood-red Waterfa&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>JSM3050</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-03-06</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8734">
  <title> Attack Vector: Tactical </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8734</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;how is it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; In my Grid roamings to find a hard-ish space ships battle game I found &lt;a href=&#039;http://www.adastragames.com/products/adastra/av.html&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;Attack Vector: Tactical&lt;/a&gt; by Ad Astra games.&lt;br&gt;the &lt;a href=&#039;http://www.projectrho.com/rocket/rocket3j.html#games&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;Atomic Rockets&lt;/a&gt; guy mentions it as both cool and realistic (while remaining playable)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But I wanted to ask your opinion on it too, just in case you have it and played it. &lt;br&gt;First hand info is always better. &lt;!--emo&amp;:yes--&gt;&lt;img src=&#039;http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/html/emoticons/alienthumbsup.gif&#039; border=&#039;0&#039; style=&#039;vertical-align:middle&#039; alt=&#039;alienthumbsup.gif&#039; /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So, how is it? Is it worth the price or is it crap like d20? &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>someone_else</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-03-06</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8712">
  <title> Moving Far Afield </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8712</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;Some time during the summer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Well my wife is in her last semester at Seminary and we found out this week were her first assignment will be . . .&lt;br&gt;Region One of the ELCA, or in other words the Northwest (Alaska, Montana, Wyoming Idaho, Washington, or Oregon).  Later this week or next we fidn out what state she will be assigned to.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is a big move for me, but because my current job contract contract is ending this year, at least I don&amp;#39;t have that tying my down.  Not sure I taking this the best that I can, having to move away form every one and thing I know, but then again this could be a big adventure.    &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>VonWalther</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-02-21</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8732">
  <title> Alternity stories </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8732</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;just for fun...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The idea is to create a collective made story. &lt;br&gt;The rules: &lt;br&gt;You must write at least three sentences per post.&lt;br&gt;The post should contain some kind of reference to Alternity stuff and fluff.&lt;br&gt;You can&amp;#39;t post in in succession. &lt;br&gt;If you bring story to conclusion you must start a new one.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&amp;#39;ll start:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Jack Everstar woke up with searing headache in his head. His vision was blurry and he couldn&amp;#39;t remember why he was soaked wet sitting in the bathtub. Normally, it was natural consequence of his life as a celebrity, but this didn&amp;#39;t explain why was he holding a mass pistol in his hand. &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>ja</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-03-04</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=5380">
  <title> Newbie Thread </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=5380</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;introduce yourself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Stack &amp;#39;em all in one place &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src=&#039;http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/html/emoticons/tongue.gif&#039; border=&#039;0&#039; style=&#039;vertical-align:middle&#039; alt=&#039;tongue.gif&#039; /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src=&#039;http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/html/emoticons/tongue.gif&#039; border=&#039;0&#039; style=&#039;vertical-align:middle&#039; alt=&#039;tongue.gif&#039; /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt; &lt;br&gt;Since as of late we have seen a lot of new people join up and said hi&amp;#33; through various topics, just thought that we could use a thread where new members can introduce themselves and such.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Old timers, be nice and polite and we can sacrifice the to dark gods later &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src=&#039;http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/html/emoticons/tongue.gif&#039; border=&#039;0&#039; style=&#039;vertical-align:middle&#039; alt=&#039;tongue.gif&#039; /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;!--emo&amp;:P--&gt;&lt;img src=&#039;http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/html/emoticons/tongue.gif&#039; border=&#039;0&#039; style=&#039;vertical-align:middle&#039; alt=&#039;tongue.gif&#039; /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>ja</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2006-09-22</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=5305">
  <title> Alternity Motivational Posters </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=5305</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;Having a little fun&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; After parusing posters generated by the gang over at rpg.net [Link Bjorked], I figured it might be fun to do some for Alternity. &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Priest</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2006-09-07</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=7758">
  <title> A Little Boasting </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=7758</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; A little crowing is in order. Don Meyer, coach of our local Uni&amp;#39;s BB team, is now the winningest coach in NCAA history at 903. He beats out the previous incumbent, Bobby Knight (yes, the chair throwing tantrum king himself) in five fewer seasons, with a better win/loss ratio, while being a better (or at least nicer) person.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oh, and surviving a major car accident and fighting cancer.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I herewith award an AP to all my players in general celebration--further notes will be made in the games themselves.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/9061934?MSNHPHCP&amp;GT1=39002&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/9061934...HPHCP&amp;GT1=39002&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Guardian</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2009-01-10</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=3442">
  <title> Alternity Game Day - March 3rd </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=3442</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;Annual event to foster Alternity gaming.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&#039;font-size:17pt;line-height:100%&#039;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Alternity Game Day&amp;#33;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This posting is to announce a new community project effort to define an annual event that will encourage active Alternity gaming worldwide.  After holding a discussion in last week&amp;#39;s chat session, a group of like-minded Alternity fans agreed to support such an event and now we want your help.  But first, let&amp;#39;s answer a few questions...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:14pt;line-height:100%&#039;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Why an Alternity Game Day?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;There&amp;#39;s already an annual event known as Game Day that&amp;#39;s held every year on March 4th.  That particular date was chosen because it implies &amp;quot;march forth&amp;quot;...as in heroes &amp;quot;marching forth&amp;quot; for an adventure.  The annual Game Day event encourages active roleplaying in all RPGs, regardless of system or campaign setting, and it&amp;#39;s meant to further the hobby gaming industry by bringing together people all across the world...many meeting in their local gaming groups, some playing online, and some organizing large gatherings at universities, etc.  The concept of an Alternity Game Day falls along the same lines, only it&amp;#39;s specific to a single system...i.e., Alternity.  We&amp;#39;re proposing that a separate event would help to call more attention to the game we all love.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:14pt;line-height:100%&#039;&gt;&lt;b&gt;When would it happen?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oddly enough, we&amp;#39;ve chosen &lt;b&gt;March 3rd&lt;/b&gt;...the day before the regular Game Day event...for two reasons.  One, it serves as a nice lead-in for &amp;quot;March Forth&amp;quot; in the event that gamers would like to extend their roleplaying across a couple of days and slip in a little Alternity ahead of March 4th...which should serve to widen their gaming experience beyond D20 or other systems that may be crowding out exposure to alternatives like Alternity.  Secondly, March 3rd is the official date that Wizards of the Coast announced to the Alternity mailing list that the company would be discontinuing the product line and dropping active support for Alternity.  Placing the event on March 3rd should therefore give pause to every fan of Alternity so they can recommit themselves to preserving and carrying on Alternity despite their decision.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:14pt;line-height:100%&#039;&gt;&lt;b&gt;What would it involve?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;The event itself will involve many things.  With March 3rd as a placeholder on your calendar, everyone can set aside that day to get involved in a number of special events.  A.net can host a special chat session online, complete with new Alternity discussion topics, special guests, and new resources designed by those in the active Alternity community.  GMs can make plans to conduct a game of Alternity in their local area, continue an ongoing campaign online, or otherwise prepare a one-shot introductory game for new players who might be drawn to the chat event.  Players, of course, can just make plans to be there for these gaming opportunities and take advantage of them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Preparing for the event will take a lot of planning, organizing, and advertising.  The general idea will involve using the time between now and March 3rd to work on something new for Alternity.  A new adventure.  A new resource.  A new discussion topic or rules option.  Anything really, as long as it involves actively supporting Alternity with your creativity and passion.  Meanwhile, advertising for the event can be done on a series of websites (A.net, TS.net, RPG.net, ENWorld.org, and other D20 message boards) in the hopes of drawing in more players.  A few of the A.net regulars will also be going to GenCon this year.  We plan to meet up, discuss this idea and also advertise to those we run into at the convention.  There&amp;#39;s been a small resurgence of interest and nostalgia for Alternity...or alternative game systems to D20...of late.  Hopefully, this event might help to take advantage of that interest with a chance for gamers to broaden their RPG experience.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:14pt;line-height:100%&#039;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who&amp;#39;s invited to participate?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;Anyone.  Everyone.  Those who have never played Alternity but have an interest in trying something new.  Those who have always played Alternity and have an interest in supporting something they&amp;#39;ve enjoyed for years.  It doesn&amp;#39;t matter what campaign setting you favor.  As long as you&amp;#39;re interested in Alternity, you&amp;#39;re in...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:14pt;line-height:100%&#039;&gt;&lt;b&gt;What can I do to help?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;Start advertising the idea to everyone you know that&amp;#39;s ever played Alternity, expressed an interest in Alternity, or might be open to the idea of trying a new game.  Create a buzz for the event.  Plan to host your own game.  Design a new resource for Alternity that others will find interesting.  Put the date on your calendar and show up for the actual chat event hosted by A.net on March 3rd.  Most of all, get involved.  Make it your mission to not only continue visiting A.net (whether as a lurker or an active participant), but to actually encourage others to do the same.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For now, I&amp;#39;m starting this thread in the hopes that others will come here, support the event, post their ideas for making it successful, and commit to getting involved with it.  So, if you&amp;#39;re interested in turning up the volume for Alternity, sound off&amp;#33;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ready with a whole bag of change,&lt;br&gt;--Neil &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Spicer</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2005-07-17</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8716">
  <title> [OT] Who else uses a notebook? </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8716</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; As Shawn alluded to in another thread, I keep a notebook on hand most of the time to jot down the random ideas I get. I have only done it 2 years or so and have already filled 2 2/3rds notebooks. I wonder how many more posts I would have if I started doing this before I joined A.net.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Anyone else do this? &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>derek_holland</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-02-23</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8681">
  <title> Vancouver &#39;10 </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8681</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;for all your Olympic needs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Since it&amp;#39;s getting to be that time (8 days&amp;#33;), here is the biannual thread. I&amp;#39;ll be editting in the medal count as they&amp;#39;re awarded.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Bragging and razzing are permitted, but please show good sportsmanship as always.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Australia  2/1/0=3&lt;br&gt;Austria  4/6/6=16&lt;br&gt;Belarus  1/1/1=3&lt;br&gt;Canada  14/7/5=26&lt;br&gt;China  5/2/4=11&lt;br&gt;Croatia  0/2/1=3&lt;br&gt;Czech Republic  2/0/4=6&lt;br&gt;Estonia  0/1/0=1&lt;br&gt;Finland  0/1/4=5&lt;br&gt;France  2/3/6=11&lt;br&gt;Germany  10/13/7=30&lt;br&gt;Great Britain  1/0/0=1&lt;br&gt;Italy  1/1/3=5&lt;br&gt;Japan  0/3/2=5&lt;br&gt;Kazakhstan  0/1/0=1&lt;br&gt;Latvia  0/2/0=2&lt;br&gt;Netherlands  4/1/3=8&lt;br&gt;Norway  9/8/6=23&lt;br&gt;Poland  1/3/2=6&lt;br&gt;Russia  3/5/7=15&lt;br&gt;Slovakia  1/1/1=3&lt;br&gt;Slovenia  0/2/1=3&lt;br&gt;South Korea  6/6/2=14&lt;br&gt;Sweden  5/2/4=11&lt;br&gt;Switzerland  6/0/3=9&lt;br&gt;United States 9/15/13=37 &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Guardian</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-02-04</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8728">
  <title> Deathwatch </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8728</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;for the Emperor&amp;#33;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; FFG announces Deathwatch. Rejoice all you space marine junkies&amp;#33;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_news.asp?eidn=1139&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>ja</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-03-01</dc:date> 
  </item>  <item rdf:about="http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8723">
  <title> I found a book. </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8723</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;Crazyness&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&#039;color:red&#039;&gt;Interesting story, I&amp;#39;m in San Anglo Tx, reasonably the middle of nowhere, there is a tiny comicbook shop on base, while looking over the selection I noticed they had some ducktaped up D&amp;amp;D 2nd edition books. This makes me wonder just what kind of crazyness they have tucked back in the dusty corners of the store, sure enough, I find the Stardrive Arms and Equipment guide, almost brand new looking. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I take the book to the counter and ask the owner if he knows what it is. Nope, no idea. I ask him if he knows about the d20 system and basically run over the history of Alternitys downfall and its nasty return as D20  &lt;!--emo&amp;:ph34r:--&gt;&lt;img src=&#039;http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif&#039; border=&#039;0&#039; style=&#039;vertical-align:middle&#039; alt=&#039;ph34r.gif&#039; /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  the shopkeeper is suprised at the story and kinda the overall situation. He lets me have it for a cool 10 dollars. I drop him my cellphone number and told him to let me know if he comes across any more of the books. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It made my friday.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>Fel_Edge</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2010-02-27</dc:date> 
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  <title> the Infinity Chess </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=8531</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I&amp;#39;ve been dabbling with creating a board game that would have fairly simple rules and yet it would be oriented toward thinking and strategy (with a bit of luck involved to make it exciting of course...) Here is what I have so far. I am hoping to finish on the rules write up (the part where timing is explained) and design of the figures (they will be paper cut-outs at the start) in two weeks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;!--c1--&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table border=&#039;0&#039; align=&#039;center&#039; width=&#039;95%&#039; cellpadding=&#039;4&#039; cellspacing=&#039;0&#039;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;Text&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td id=&#039;CODE&#039;&gt;&lt;!--ec1--&gt;&lt;br&gt;The object of the game is to eliminate all the opponent&#039;s pieces from the board, also referred to as the battlefield. The battlefield is a triangular board consisting of 48 red and white fields. The opponent&#039;s piece is eliminated once it is pushed off the board or it can&#039;t be moved to unoccupied field as a result of loss of a combat.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Each player has 20 pieces which are divided in 7 trumps and 13 pawns. At the start of the game 5 of these pieces are placed on the battlefield and used to conduct the game. Players can not have more trumps than pawns at the beginning of the game.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Players alternate turns to place their pieces on the unoccupied fields of the board starting with the white player. Note that you do not have to announce which pieces are you playing and that you can place the pieces anywhere on the battlefield. Once each player has maximum number of allowed pieces on board the game begins, white player starting first.&lt;br&gt;Players alternate turns by performing an action with one of their pieces. These actions are&amp;#58;&lt;br&gt;-move&amp;#58; the player moves his piece to an unoccupied field&lt;br&gt;-initiate combat&amp;#58; the player moves his piece to a field occupied by his opponent&#039;s piece&lt;br&gt;-on guard&amp;#58; the player nominates one of his pieces to be on guard. If the piece is attacked it defends with its attack score.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The combat&lt;br&gt;Once two opposing pieces occupy the same field the combat is immediately resolved. Note that combat can occur even if it wasn&#039;t initiated by one of the players &amp;#40;such as piece being moved into occupied field by the effect of Chaos trump&amp;#41;. &lt;br&gt;When one of the players initiates the combat his piece uses the attack score &amp;#40;ATK&amp;#41; and the opponents piece uses his defense score &amp;#40;DEF&amp;#41; to resolve the combat. Both players roll the six-sided dice and add the result to their respective scores. The higher number wins. If &reg; has been rolled, apply the effect of the piece to the game and reroll the dice until you get the number. In case the final scores are the same a stalemate occurs and both pieces remain locked in the field. If the attacker won he can push the opposing piece to one adjacent unoccupied field in any direction. If this would cause the piece to fall of the battlefield or if there are no unoccupied fields available the piece is removed from the game. If the attacker looses, then his piece is pushed back to the field from which the attack was initiated.&lt;br&gt;In case that the combat is initiated from the stalemate, event or effect of the trump both pieces use their DEF score.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Breaking the stalemate        &lt;br&gt;When in stalemate the pieces remain on the same field and cannot be moved until one of the players initiates the combat of the locked pieces. Pieces in stalemate cannot be moved due to events and cannot be targeted by the effects of other pieces. Once the stalemate is broken the winner of the combat can push the opposing pieces to any unoccupied adjacent field or off the board even if the winner was originally the defending piece.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Events&lt;br&gt;Events are abilities of pawns that take effect once the specific conditions on the battlefield are met. They are triggered after the player moves a piece that has the event stated on its sheet. If the conditions of the event are met but player hasn&#039;t moved the piece triggering it, the event takes no effect. If the event would cause pieces to occupy the same field the combat is initiated automatically and must be resolved before other effects of the event are resolved.&lt;!--c2--&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class=&#039;postcolor&#039;&gt;&lt;!--ec2--&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sample pieces(red=trump, blue=pawn):&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;color:red&#039;&gt;Chaos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;atk/def:3/3&lt;br&gt;&reg;:if you win this combat take another turn&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When you move Chaos into unoccupied field players then move all the pieces not locked in stalemate by one field towards the closest battlefield edge. If the piece would drop move it one field towards the center of the battlefield&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;color:red&#039;&gt;Judge&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;atk/def: 3/4&lt;br&gt;&reg;: place any piece from the battlefield to a field of your choice&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When you place Judge on the battlefield you can replace any one of the opponents pawns on board with another pawn he hasn&amp;#39;t used.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;color:blue&#039;&gt;Sentinel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;atk/def:1/4&lt;br&gt;&reg;: in next combat your pawn gains +1atk or +1def&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;event: if sentinel is placed on guard while on the field of his color then all adjacent allied pieces can reroll their combat dice if they get involved in combat during opponents next turn &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>ja</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2009-11-09</dc:date> 
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  <title> Last Resort accepting submissions&#33; </title>
  <link>http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/index.php?showtopic=7926</link>
  <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://alternityrpg.net/gfx/favicon.gif&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; width=&quot;16&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight:bold; text-decoration:underline&quot;&gt;Your contribution in the pages of LR7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; You got a really cool idea for Alternity? A short story, set in one of the published settings, or your own homebrew? How about that uber-death ray blaster that can double as an intergalatic space freighter? (Ok, that last one was just silly...) If you have an idea that has been, or perhaps needs to be in print for the rest of us to use and abuse, submit to Last Resort&amp;#33; For a springboard of ideas, you can check out the column titles we have in the table of contents for underutilized columns LR has such as &lt;i&gt;Domain Virtua&lt;/i&gt; for Gridsites, or perhaps &lt;i&gt;Future Shock&amp;#33;&lt;/i&gt;, tech of PL9+.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Perhaps your talents lie in the more visual, and you can sketch weren in your sleep, or render a starship in some computer program... if you&amp;#39;d like to get your art out there, and would like to work collaboratively with a writer&amp;#39;s vision... sign up for the Last Resort&amp;#33;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Last Resort is a volunteer effort &lt;b&gt;of&lt;/b&gt; fans of Alternity &lt;b&gt;for&lt;/b&gt; the fans of Alternity... To join, navigate your way to &lt;a href=&#039;http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/lastresortmagazine/&#039; target=&#039;_blank&#039;&gt;http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/lastresortmagazine/&lt;/a&gt; or drop me a line with your intentions... Please put &amp;quot;LR7 Submission&amp;quot; in the subject line so my spam blocker won&amp;#39;t eat your hard work. &lt;!--emo&amp;;)--&gt;&lt;img src=&#039;http://alternityrpg.net/onlineforums/html/emoticons/alienwink.gif&#039; border=&#039;0&#039; style=&#039;vertical-align:middle&#039; alt=&#039;alienwink.gif&#039; /&gt;&lt;!--endemo--&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;</description>
  <dc:source>Alternity RPG Website</dc:source> 
  <dc:creator>bri_aitsya</dc:creator> 
  <dc:subject>Alternity Role Playing Game</dc:subject> 
  <dc:date>2009-04-01</dc:date> 
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